To put this into perspective, consider the following scenario: You are somewhere far away from campus and the weather is scorching hot. You need to return to campus. Now, the options are bleak for the man untouched by the information-on-demand revolution: he is forced (by nature) to walk back to campus in the scorching heat, or, he is required to carry an array of local bus schedules with him and has to further look them up in order to compute a dignified route back to campus.
Something about those scenarios should strike the modern man as insulting. The idea that the modern man has to walk any further than the distance from his house to his car must certainly come off as an assault on his technological dignity (after all, he should have been able to use his technology to ameliorate a humiliating walk in the scorching sun).
Likewise, the alternative of having to fumble over a bagload of bus schedules in order to successfully avoid such a humiliating walk must also come off as equally insulting. Why should the modern man have to bother himself with laborious calculations in order to live the technological life? Shouldn't his technology be already able to achieve this feat? Is it possible for the modern man to avoid the humiliating walk, and at the same time not carry around those schedules or perform tedious calculations?
The answer, in 2009, is, yes, and the solution is the iPhone 3GS. That entire stack of bus schedules can be replaced with something better -- far better. That something is the Internet. Throw in GPS, a directional compass, and the armada of features that Google Maps provides and you've got yourself a mobile navigation system that allows the modern man to shield himself from yet another insult that Mother Nature tries to inflict upon him. No manual calculations required -- just select the place you want to go to and the technology figures it all out.
But this is just the beginning. Such a level of "life simplification" would have been unthinkable just a few years ago. It is incredible to observe how much technology has advanced within a span of just a few years. Who knows what the next few years will have in store for the modern man.
3 comments:
Prohibition of the use of devices with cameras prevent me from moving up the ladder of technological evolution. Half the people here still own b/w phones.
That's really draconian. Almost every modern phone has a camera these days. lol how long more before you ORD? I feel there's so much out there in the world to learn and do after ORD'ing.
1 year and 2 months more. :(
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